I’ve coined a few new Church Words.

(Who knows, some of them may already exist…)

Use them freely!

“PEWNY”:  The state or condition of having
fewer people than usual in the pews on Sunday morning.

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“TRADIGITAL WORSHIP”: Old-time hymns
projected on new-fangled screens.

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“ECCUMANIACAL”:  A community worship service
planned by severely dysfunctional churches/pastors.

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“MARGE”:  Designation for a church too big
to be medium-sized and too small to be large.

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“LITHE”: 1/3 less giving than a regular Tithe.

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“EVANGERATISM”:  Spreading the Good News, but only to people you like.

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“LENTECOST”:  When you feel the Holy Spirit before Easter.

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“PASTORIZED”: When the preacher’s sermon is
good enough to last you a whole week.

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“HAMILTONNE”: The collected weight of all of a church’s
Adam Hamilton books and video series.

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“EGGS BENEDICTION”:  When you want the pastor to hurry up
so you can go get brunch.

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It took a while to come up with ten!   Vote for your favorites in the comments.

And if you’ve created some of your own church words, add those too!

In the meantime…Have a great week,

(and a non-pewny Sunday)

Mitch